Ryan Reynolds on skydiving

She can do better.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

The duck is a lie.

Well worn knives.

The new local dog park checks out.

Never short.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?