Feeling Lucky?

When your parents ask you why you’re still single

When your parents ask you why you're still single
Alarm clocks for the simple.
Alarm clocks for the simple.
Feed the bears…
Feed the bears…
The Bulgarians are not to be provoked.
The Bulgarians are not to be provoked.
We’re keeping it warm for us…
We’re keeping it warm for us…
German engineering is not to be messed with.
German engineering is not to be messed with.
The many faced Hitler.
The many faced Hitler.
The panhandle strikes again.
The panhandle strikes again.
A telephone pole farm from the 1920’s, where Bell Laboratories tested pole types
A telephone pole farm from the 1920’s, where Bell Laboratories tested pole types
Home Stallone is my favorite crossover.
Home Stallone is my favorite crossover.
Ye olde 1920’s electric toastere.
Ye olde 1920’s electric toastere.
All the way to the village and at least half way back.
All the way to the village and at least half way back.
NO TOUCHING
NO TOUCHING
Frozen 2 tickets in South Korea were cool.
Frozen 2 tickets in South Korea were cool.
I’m influenced by this…
I’m influenced by this…
Now is the time
Now is the time
Ummmmm%26%238230%3B
Ummmmm…
Uncanny+resemblance.
Uncanny resemblance.
Did+someone+say%26%238230%3B+period%3F
Did someone say… period?
Hipster+dog.
Hipster dog.
Join the conversation
America%2C+land+of+the+fast+food.
America, land of the fast food.
Inquire+within.
Inquire within.
In+case+of+fire.
In case of fire.
Words.
Words.
Now+sniff+my+panties%21
Now sniff my panties!
Freedom%21%21%21
Freedom!!!
Yay+optimism%21
Yay optimism!
Happy+pots.
Happy pots.