The Seiko TV Watch, 1982

I’m working with idiots

Game on!

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Suck it

I’ve arrived.

There’s no telling how long he was in there

Pure Structured Water

Kenneth, a word?

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Storm in Moscow

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

The perfect crime!