When you see someone 1000X hotter than you...

Paying back

Kanye doesn't love you; that's your job.

Unfortunate names for everyday products.

Zach Galifanakis wins.

How to Draw Mickey Mouse

Leave the drug dealing to the CIA, boys.

Well, that changes things.

Moms can be good.

Hey Girl Check This Out

You've just been extinguished.

#teamdadbod

Stupid pigeons.

How long does an owl live?

Hillary Clinton and Colbert's horse/duck conversation