Heat gradient

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

baby faced swamp witch

just passing through

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

all of this is factual

political pokemon

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when a problem comes around, you must —

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

the first day of school every year

the gym can’t fix ugly

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive