Life In Another Planet

your phone always knows

especially on a friday

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

pass me some coal

team carrie

thanks but no thanks

house therapy

are you awake or ashleighp?

i slept okay

tooting his own horn

the gift no one wants

it’s healthy to set boundaries

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

you’re next!