Me explaining underwear to aliens

Me explaining underwear to aliens

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they’re both full of shit

they’re both full of shit

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

i believe it

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

cat pranks hooman

cat pranks hooman

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

is there another option?

is there another option?

they had so much to catch up on!

they had so much to catch up on!

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor