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When the novocaine hits…

When the novocaine hits...
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
kids make the rules
kids make the rules
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
every saturday
every saturday
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
toddlers wake up and choose violence
toddlers wake up and choose violence
now take a shot!
now take a shot!
devilishly good
devilishly good
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
i give up
i give up
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+asthma.
It’s not asthma.
Look+what+I+can+do.
Look what I can do.
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
We+did+it%21
We did it!
This+is+my+kind+of+utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
Hail+Fourier+Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Everything+breaks.
Everything breaks.
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…