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The older I get, the more I understand Squidward

The older I get, the more I understand Squidward
Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian
Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian
Mash it.
Mash it.
Canadian Snow Syrup
Canadian Snow Syrup
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Amazon Season, basically
Amazon Season, basically
Purely Professional
Purely Professional
I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money
I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money
Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.
Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.
A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…
A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…
Gotta catch ’em all.
Gotta catch ’em all.
Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…
Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…
My greatest fear
My greatest fear
Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.
Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.
#BanChildren
#BanChildren
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
What+a+beautiful+thing+to+see%26%238230%3B
What a beautiful thing to see…
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
Join the conversation
The+man+earned+it
The man earned it
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+fair+fight%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a fair fight…
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
We+did+it%21
We did it!
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
Promoted+to+Head+of+Security
Promoted to Head of Security
You%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
You’ve changed…
The+joy+is+in+the+journey.
The joy is in the journey.