Summer friends, assemble!

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

You just lost the game.

Passive aggressive instructions

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Ultimate noms.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Traffic banana for scale.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.