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My ironic fortune cookie

My ironic fortune cookie
built in pringles rack
built in pringles rack
stupid humans
stupid humans
i want to read about its adventures
i want to read about its adventures
what are their villain names?
what are their villain names?
heart melted
heart melted
if pinecones were alcohol
if pinecones were alcohol
but size isn’t supposed to matter
but size isn’t supposed to matter
what time the sad hour?
what time the sad hour?
juanita almost made it a month
juanita almost made it a month
atheists prefer cats
atheists prefer cats
secret meeting
secret meeting
this would be brilliant
this would be brilliant
the things cats put up with
the things cats put up with
cat brains are getting smaller
cat brains are getting smaller
that’s a bear
that’s a bear
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
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24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn