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My summer beach body

My summer beach body
10 Funny Cat Memes to Mew At
10 Funny Cat Memes to Mew At
hell in a [brain]cell
hell in a [brain]cell
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Spirits (Oct 28)
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Spirits (Oct 28)
the acrocalypse
the acrocalypse
just in case you need to know
just in case you need to know
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
pried pride
pried pride
paraprosdokian prose
paraprosdokian prose
a stand-in
a stand-in
what will they think of next
what will they think of next
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
band together.
band together.
take a chance on thee
take a chance on thee
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
get+into+the+nitty+gritty
get into the nitty gritty
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
when+I+was+21+I+was+broke+and+still+in+college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
just+one+more+episode%26%238230%3B
just one more episode…
Join the conversation
as+long+as+I+can+steal+their+fries%26%238230%3B
as long as I can steal their fries…
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
this+always+mildly+pleases+me
this always mildly pleases me
they+don%26%238217%3Bt+make+them+like+they+used+to
they don’t make them like they used to
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+if+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll
everyone+can+use+a+hello+kith
everyone can use a hello kith