Feeling Lucky?

At last my secret training pays off!

At last my secret training pays off!
Every morning after my first cup of coffee.
Every morning after my first cup of coffee.
Twerk
Twerk
Gay men will marry your girlfriends.
Gay men will marry your girlfriends.
And that’s why gas prices are so high.
And that’s why gas prices are so high.
For the kid in all of us…
For the kid in all of us…
Catboarding
Catboarding
Leftover management.
Leftover management.
I used to have a one-eyed cat…
I used to have a one-eyed cat…
Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NON-TOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with NON-TOXIC dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
I wish more people had this power.
I wish more people had this power.
Interacting with babies…
Interacting with babies…
Fun with Snowmen!
Fun with Snowmen!
My boyfriend was eager to meet my mom.
My boyfriend was eager to meet my mom.
Napoleon Dynamite cast – Then and now.
Napoleon Dynamite cast – Then and now.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Jesus, take the wheel!
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Yep…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
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Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Classy.
Classy.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
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Congratulations…
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Decisions, decisions…
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Sup+player.
Sup player.