Deep

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Until next time.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

But you said it was freeeee

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

The Oregon Apocalypse

When you are too good at being dad

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Disney flirting.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

Resist contemptible people.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.