Always remember

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

peekaboo for adults

he can’t hear you!

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

did you know e.t. had a last name?

the world is ready to see me at my worst

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense