Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie.

the gym can’t fix ugly

so warm and cozy

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

all of this is factual

political pokemon

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

just passing through

baby faced swamp witch

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when a problem comes around, you must —