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The Chris Competition

The Chris Competition
I hate everyone and everything today…
I hate everyone and everything today…
How to not care.
How to not care.
Words.
Words.
I make it hail…
I make it hail…
The reason I bully you…
The reason I bully you…
If you play a Nickelback song backwards…
If you play a Nickelback song backwards…
Dig a hole, dig a hole.
Dig a hole, dig a hole.
Studied for 15 minutes.
Studied for 15 minutes.
Baby got bach.
Baby got bach.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Switching to Google +.
Switching to Google +.
How to dance sexy.
How to dance sexy.
Tiny confessions.
Tiny confessions.
C is for CUPCAKE!
C is for CUPCAKE!
Science.
Science.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Join the conversation
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.