Wow, Hillary really is easy to relate to!

Wow, Hillary really is easy to relate to!

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…