Bernie Sanders owning a VHS/DVD combo player is so satisfyingly perfect. He’s America’s grandpa.

Bernie Sanders owning a VHS/DVD combo player is so satisfyingly perfect. He’s America’s grandpa.

I’m a motherf***ng starboy

I’m a motherf***ng starboy

wOOp wOOp wOOp wOOp

wOOp wOOp wOOp wOOp

Ah ha!

Oh the wonders of technology

Oh the wonders of technology

The power of selective breeding in watermelons

The power of selective breeding in watermelons

Self care

Alexa, ruin christmas with my family this year

Alexa, ruin christmas with my family this year

The king’s voice

The king’s voice

So deep

I don’t even try to stop myself.

I don’t even try to stop myself.

Enjoying the light show.

Enjoying the light show.

Adam Rainer, the Giant Dwarf

Adam Rainer, the Giant Dwarf

Drive in theatering done right.

Drive in theatering done right.

For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.

For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.

USPS trying to get your holiday packages rolled out…

USPS trying to get your holiday packages rolled out…