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Your future self is watching you right now through your memories

Your future self is watching you right now through your memories
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A noodle in every sip.
A noodle in every sip.
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
I can dig it.
I can dig it.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
Preventing Carpal Tunnel
Preventing Carpal Tunnel
Bible is or bible isn’t.
Bible is or bible isn’t.
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
Are you winning, son?
Are you winning, son?
Just F’n around.
Just F’n around.
Specific and relatable, yes.
Specific and relatable, yes.
I would watch this movie.
I would watch this movie.
Ban dentists, actually.
Ban dentists, actually.
Build the wall!
Build the wall!
Toothpaste buckets!
Toothpaste buckets!
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
Join the conversation
i+scream%2C+you+scream%2C+we+all+scream
i scream, you scream, we all scream
i+believe+it
i believe it
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
when+your+lack+of+self+modesty+bites+you+in+the+ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass