Nice try, Microsoft.

Nice try, Microsoft.

it’s been a long day

it’s been a long day

i crave violence

i crave violence

poor man’s jurassic park

poor man’s jurassic park

suspicious activity detected

suspicious activity detected

I’m going with dog

I’m going with dog

soggy bacon brain

soggy bacon brain

there is no escape

there is no escape

three separate hobbies

three separate hobbies

trojan horse

nope nope nope nope nope nope

nope nope nope nope nope nope

i have e-mail!

putting this insult in my back pocket for future use

putting this insult in my back pocket for future use

How contractions function in the English language

How contractions function in the English language

gowniaki

gonna try lifting from the bottom first

gonna try lifting from the bottom first