Farting in an elevator

Farting in an elevator

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

somebody once told me

somebody once told me