Feeling Lucky?

Why not just put the cup on the table?

Why not just put the cup on the table?
a billion dollar idea
a billion dollar idea
cats know good music when they hear it
cats know good music when they hear it
life… finds a way
life… finds a way
never give up on your dreams
never give up on your dreams
good question
good question
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Grandma with the truth bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
taco bell gets me
taco bell gets me
worth the effort
worth the effort
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
did we just become best friends?
did we just become best friends?
left swipe
left swipe
JUST DOING MY JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Was the present the mat?
Was the present the mat?
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse