I’m not handling this very well

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life