Gifted, Johnson Tsang, porcelain, ’16

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!