Chameleon topiary.

Chameleon topiary.

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Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts

nobody helps around this DAM house

nobody helps around this DAM house

‘Susan’s a hoe’

‘Susan’s a hoe’

That’s no a cat…

That’s no a cat…

Five tomatoes

Friendship goals.

Friendship goals.

Excuse me…

The rage silently builds.

The rage silently builds.

The most detailed ethnicity drop-down menu I’ve ever seen in the US.

The most detailed ethnicity drop-down menu I’ve ever seen in the US.

Eat gluten and hug a farmer.

Eat gluten and hug a farmer.

Fruit stuffer 5000

Fruit stuffer 5000

Another life lesson from HGTV

Another life lesson from HGTV

1-800-273-TALK

I could spritz here.

I could spritz here.

Baby don’t cry.

Baby don’t cry.