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Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me

Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me
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Too dumb for New York.
Too dumb for New York.
Undressing your beer?
Undressing your beer?
Sloths!
Sloths!
Paintings and their doppelgangers.
Paintings and their doppelgangers.
Nutella Empanada.
Nutella Empanada.
10 Amazing Cat Facts.
10 Amazing Cat Facts.
Love.
Love.
Super heroes being super.
Super heroes being super.
Have a fat heart.
Have a fat heart.
Be careful what you drink.
Be careful what you drink.
How I feel writing essays.
How I feel writing essays.
Kim, eat a Snickers…
Kim, eat a Snickers…
Relating to Squidward…
Relating to Squidward…
Look at that van Gogh.
Look at that van Gogh.
So this is real…
So this is real…
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Join the conversation
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?