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and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
the most secure network on the planet
the most secure network on the planet
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
after a day of clowning around
after a day of clowning around
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
they don’t make them like they used to
they don’t make them like they used to
a true celebration of life
a true celebration of life
the true root of the issue
the true root of the issue
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…