You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

trojan pigeon

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

send dudes, not nudes

that’s a loaded question

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

what every kid wants for christmas

did he do it?

time to cry!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the math adds up

wasted gems

classic carrie bradshaw