Feeling Lucky?

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

I'm sure they've both got a valid excuse
Not for safe for drunks.
Not for safe for drunks.
Fish… fish… fish…
Fish… fish… fish…
Twilight logic.
Twilight logic.
Stop sleeping with your coworkers.
Stop sleeping with your coworkers.
Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica version)
Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica version)
A true friendship request.
A true friendship request.
Easily the happiest man in the room.
Easily the happiest man in the room.
Happy cat is happy.
Happy cat is happy.
Juan Direction
Juan Direction
When I run out of makeup…
When I run out of makeup…
Shut up and hide my money!
Shut up and hide my money!
Label me like one of your French girls
Label me like one of your French girls
Giant Cock Block.
Giant Cock Block.
Vampires in the city!
Vampires in the city!
The least type-cast actor.
The least type-cast actor.
We+must+regen%21
We must regen!
Individual+versus+amorphous+blob%26%238230%3B
Individual versus amorphous blob…
Those+damst+colonial+organisms%26%238230%3B
Those damst colonial organisms…
Who+do+you+think+you+are%2C+lady%3F
Who do you think you are, lady?
Join the conversation
Heartwarming+news+you+can+use.
Heartwarming news you can use.
Round+and+round+and+round+we+go%2C+as+the+circus+does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
I+am+something+of+a+note+taker%26%238230%3B
I am something of a note taker…
I+feel+dead+people%26%238230%3B
I feel dead people…
Scorpion+molts+are+metal.
Scorpion molts are metal.
I+could+om+nom+the+science+out+of+that+theory%26%238230%3B
I could om nom the science out of that theory…