As an American watching British television

As an American watching British television

You’re right, I’m not

You’re right, I’m not

always listen to the magic 8 ball

always listen to the magic 8 ball

Just wait until she speaks

Just wait until she speaks

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

what about a taco shell of shame, next?

lol france

Terry is living the dream

Terry is living the dream

They had to say something, right?

They had to say something, right?

*anxiety sets in*

*anxiety sets in*

The only good use of the butterfly effect

The only good use of the butterfly effect

Good-bye forever, keys

Good-bye forever, keys

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo

Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Spongebob just took a dark turn

Excellent child logic

Excellent child logic

Take a guess, see what happens

Take a guess, see what happens

An apple a day