I was born in 1981, but turned 55 in 1992.

overheard at whole foods

who is greg and what is he capable of?

that’s a big pill to swallow

late to work due to duck parade

they found their life’s purpose

the evolution of superheroes

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

boba fett is actually pinocchio

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

this is really cool

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that