There’s a Super Mario-themed corn maze and I want to go

There's a Super Mario-themed corn maze and I want to go

http://stoughtonfarm.com/

Pure fear.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes…

Here’s a riddle, son.

Here’s a riddle, son.

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Coke phone.

Foot petting.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

Our top story today…

Our top story today…

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Solar parking shades.

Solar parking shades.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.

Why so lonely, cutie?

Why so lonely, cutie?

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

Nice song you have there…

Nice song you have there…

I’m on drugs?

I’m on drugs?