Best Halloween costume ever

Best Halloween costume ever

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

and now so do i

and now so do i

you know the move

you know the move

miracle dog

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit