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Probably the funniest App Store update I’ve ever read

Probably the funniest App Store update I’ve ever read
a poodcast
a poodcast
lunar looney
lunar looney
croakatoa
croakatoa
belting one out
belting one out
the patt signal
the patt signal
burrow-eat-o
burrow-eat-o
it’s fairy dangerous.
it’s fairy dangerous.
wage before beauty
wage before beauty
see ya, see-through :(
see ya, see-through :(
liminal criminal
liminal criminal
heir-looming threat
heir-looming threat
breaking mad
breaking mad
fool’s rules
fool’s rules
tracy tree triumph
tracy tree triumph
working wishes
working wishes
Your+cake+is+a+lie.
Your cake is a lie.
A+child+would+hardly+appreciate+such+a+thing.
A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.
Have+you+ever%2C+sniffed%2C+the+rain%3F
Have you ever, sniffed, the rain?
You+say+gato%2C+I+say+togato.
You say gato, I say togato.
Join the conversation
Elmo+loves+a+yard+sale.
Elmo loves a yard sale.
Go+to+sleep%2C+kitty.
Go to sleep, kitty.
Be+valuable+unto+thyself.
Be valuable unto thyself.
Thanks%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+comes+next.
Thanks, I don’t know what comes next.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+COBRA+bites.
This is what it’s like when COBRA bites.
Yes%2C+Doctor.
Yes, Doctor.
Be+careful+with+horse+girls.
Be careful with horse girls.
Mirror+mirror+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
Mirror mirror on the wall…