Anyone who has ever written "clean me" on a dirty car is now officially basic…

Protesting Nike while wearing Nikes. Shill 101.

Parenting in 2017.

Don’t Forget The Order Of Opurrrations

I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF

It started as salad and lobster thermador!

This girl was randomly assigned as Malia Obama’s roomate and walked in on Barack being a good dad

I reckon she totally does.

Why do crows get the preferential treatment

Yeah OKAY Carol

Words.

Harry did the maths.

Fun with dinosaur gummies…

Haunted.

Cause this is thrillerrrrrrrr!

Gear shift knobs carved from billiard balls