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Modern man’s haircut

Modern man’s haircut
My wallet is like an onion.
My wallet is like an onion.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
Women…
Women…
My friend thinks he’s smart.
My friend thinks he’s smart.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Still need.
Still need.
When I die…
When I die…
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
Trolling the cat door.
Trolling the cat door.
Oh this is a competition?
Oh this is a competition?
Kitten of the corn.
Kitten of the corn.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?