Generic birthday

Generic birthday

this is only mildly concerning

this is only mildly concerning

do you want ants to take over the world?

do you want ants to take over the world?

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

this is chris pratt

this is chris pratt

Disney turned down a Margot Robbie led Pirates of the Caribbean and the internet has theories

Disney turned down a Margot Robbie led Pirates of the Caribbean and the internet has theories

dads always ask the most important questions

dads always ask the most important questions

do you remember what movie this is from?

do you remember what movie this is from?

just enjoy the view, my man

just enjoy the view, my man

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

please tell me i’m right

please tell me i’m right

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

*loads silver bullet*

*loads silver bullet*

and they said a college degree in english was useless

and they said a college degree in english was useless