Go ahead and delete my number

Go ahead and delete my number

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

thoughts?

well played, hooman

well played, hooman

deliveries expected monthly

deliveries expected monthly

cha cha cha!

smart and funny. a true legend

smart and funny. a true legend

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol

our sincere aology

our sincere aology

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

he knows he’s a legend

he knows he’s a legend

priorities, right?

priorities, right?

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.