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Not too far from the tree, the little apple

Not too far from the tree, the little apple
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
just a little low
just a little low
death and dessert
death and dessert
stingray shaming
stingray shaming
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
owls hate cops
owls hate cops
i’ve been guilty of this before
i’ve been guilty of this before
soon
soon
good kitty
good kitty
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
prove the meme wrong
prove the meme wrong
Oh+America.
Oh America.
An+excellent+question.
An excellent question.
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+wrong.
You’re doing it wrong.
flump.
flump.
Join the conversation
Kitty+vs.+printer.
Kitty vs. printer.
Seeing-eye+horse.
Seeing-eye horse.
Oh+Bill.
Oh Bill.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
How+to+troll+seagulls.
How to troll seagulls.
How+to+tie+a+tie.
How to tie a tie.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Fact.
Fact.