The reason Jurassic Park didn’t suck.

When a building contracts a flesh eating disease

Fun story for the family reunion

What’s your mom yelling about?

My school was never this cool…

It’s high time you backed off.

When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house

I shouldn’t be on a jury.

The attention to detail at Legoland is amazing…

MLB player is traded to a team with a no facial hair policy, becomes broken man.

The First Step Is Admitting

Welcoming new converts

*weeps obnoxiously*

Take a hike

The heart of accused vampire Auguste Delagrange. He was said to have killed more than 40 people in the 1900’s

Darth Vader toothpick dispenser