Light up the bat signal.

Light up the bat signal.

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The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

This is something people have conversations about, even.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

Never short.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

She can do better.

She can do better.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.