Thank You! You are so soft…

goldfish royalty

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

got any facts about ducks to add?

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

bdsm can stand for a number of things

what are you buying? gas, probably…

what political party is this? funny answers only

i’m charming, too

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

all the time

my body is just looking out for my best interests

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

speaking was a bad choice