To whoever you are today, Happy Birthday

To whoever you are today, Happy Birthday

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

ready for battle

ready for battle

important advice

important advice

when your hitman becomes your therapist

when your hitman becomes your therapist

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opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

drink alcohol to weigh birds

drink alcohol to weigh birds

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

anyone have any good recommendations?

anyone have any good recommendations?

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

this is true

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence