My response to all the people giving me crap about voting third party this year.

the coolest dog at the bar

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

qr codes will never run out

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

goblins don’t watch netflix

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game