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Ken Bone’s Fifteenth Minute

I dare you.
I dare you.
The future is scary.
The future is scary.
OMG IT TICKLES!
OMG IT TICKLES!
Swagga.
Swagga.
The only honest people in the world…
The only honest people in the world…
Bath salts.
Bath salts.
Rub some bacon on it.
Rub some bacon on it.
Perspective.
Perspective.
Trust issues.
Trust issues.
A quandary!
A quandary!
Dear Life.
Dear Life.
I want to hold your hand…
I want to hold your hand…
Conditions.
Conditions.
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
Like Mick Jagger moves I have.
Like Mick Jagger moves I have.
Anyone+can+bake%21
Anyone can bake!
Bless+you
Bless you
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.
Join the conversation
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV