Feeling Lucky?

I just cannot win with these ladies

I just cannot win with these ladies
maybe next time
maybe next time
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the pepper fairy strikes again!
and now the song is stuck in my head
and now the song is stuck in my head
always be prepared
always be prepared
the slime persists
the slime persists
all the boxes of dogs!
all the boxes of dogs!
what the point of this study?
what the point of this study?
trust the science
trust the science
actual still image of me doing a push up
actual still image of me doing a push up
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
we’re going somewhere over the rainbow
all we are is dust on the shelf
all we are is dust on the shelf
some things are just impossible
some things are just impossible
there is nothing to look forward to
there is nothing to look forward to
it’s all quiznos’ fault
it’s all quiznos’ fault
the final boss karen
the final boss karen
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
left+swipe
left swipe
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Join the conversation
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?