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Apple on the new Macbook Pro

Apple on the new Macbook Pro
Robots can be mean.
Robots can be mean.
Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.
Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.
Halloween Pies put the lotion on properly.
Halloween Pies put the lotion on properly.
Just sysadmin things…
Just sysadmin things…
Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!
Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!
Bzzzzzzzap.
Bzzzzzzzap.
Cash.
Cash.
Trick or YEET 2020
Trick or YEET 2020
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates the hate.
Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates the hate.
The physics check out.
The physics check out.
What more do you want from me, father?
What more do you want from me, father?
ORDER THEM NOW
ORDER THEM NOW
Blow up your TV, basically. – Zappa
Blow up your TV, basically. – Zappa
You’ll want some antibiotics.
You’ll want some antibiotics.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.