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Fatherly advice
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Cats are derps.
Cats are derps.
I’ll halp you mop…
I’ll halp you mop…
Shut up and take my money.
Shut up and take my money.
Ice caves.
Ice caves.
The walrus.
The walrus.
I wear your Granddads clothes…
I wear your Granddads clothes…
I wonder too much…
I wonder too much…
Let’s read the newspaper!
Let’s read the newspaper!
Music stars now and then.
Music stars now and then.
The highest grossing movies of all time.
The highest grossing movies of all time.
Custom stuffed toys from children’s drawings.
Custom stuffed toys from children’s drawings.
Half-breeds.
Half-breeds.
Basically my life…
Basically my life…
The TSA was not amused.
The TSA was not amused.
Boosting Batman’s self-esteem.
Boosting Batman’s self-esteem.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Join the conversation
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.