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Coming this Halloween, a new third-party candidate for your consideration.

Coming this Halloween, a new third-party candidate for your consideration.
Is my disability a joke to you?
Is my disability a joke to you?
*points at vegan options on the menu* CHECKMATE
*points at vegan options on the menu* CHECKMATE
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim
When the drink is a little too strong…
When the drink is a little too strong…
The illusive win-win-win[ston]
The illusive win-win-win[ston]
It helps the hamburger…
It helps the hamburger…
Remember remember.
Remember remember.
When life imitates art.
When life imitates art.
Don’t towel me, bro.
Don’t towel me, bro.
Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.
Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.
Get glassed.
Get glassed.
Yes it’s Becky.
Yes it’s Becky.
Siberian Winter vs Siberian Summer.
Siberian Winter vs Siberian Summer.
Pelicans yawn weird.
Pelicans yawn weird.
Grow together.
Grow together.
This+bookstore+is+getting+creative.
This bookstore is getting creative.
Importance+of+the+Oxford+Comma.
Importance of the Oxford Comma.
My+little+brother+just+told+me+this%26%238230%3B
My little brother just told me this…
A+friendly+reminder.
A friendly reminder.
Join the conversation
For+you%2C+Jena.
For you, Jena.
I%26%238217%3Bve+decide+to+major+in+philosophy%26%238230%3B
I’ve decide to major in philosophy…
The+life+of+the+unemployed+Jedi.
The life of the unemployed Jedi.
Who%26%238217%3Bs+who+of+the+Minions.
Who’s who of the Minions.
What+the+mosquitoes+in+my+yard+probably+think%26%238230%3B
What the mosquitoes in my yard probably think…
If+I+could+choose+one+place%26%238230%3B
If I could choose one place…
Your+brain+on+beer+vs.+coffee.
Your brain on beer vs. coffee.
I+knew+I+was+destined+for+greatness%26%238230%3B
I knew I was destined for greatness…